{"id":463,"date":"2011-03-01T08:34:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T15:34:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.tungsai.com\/blog\/?p=463"},"modified":"2018-06-08T12:40:17","modified_gmt":"2018-06-08T19:40:17","slug":"doctor-eon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tungsai.com\/blog\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"Doctor Eon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Download Link: <\/span><\/strong>Doctor Eon (mp3)<\/span><\/strong><\/a>. <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

If you click this link, and it opens in your browser, or in some other program, but you want to save the file to your computer you have to RIGHT-CLICK it, and select \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Save Link\u00e2\u20ac\u009d or something like that.<\/span><\/p>\n

Copyright Wayne Byarlay<\/span><\/p>\nhttps:\/\/www.tungsai.com\/music\/Doctor%20Eon.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n

Lyrics<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Hitler found UFO\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s down in the hollow earth
\nThis advanced technology tickled him with mirth
\nDr. Eon found out about Hitler\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s evil plan
\nNow he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going down to Antarctica to stop the evil man<\/span><\/p>\n

Dr. Eon, master of time & space
\nDr. Eon, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gonna save the human race<\/span><\/p>\n

The Doctor is a scientist, with psychic powers, too
\nHe knows how to operate a firearm, and the ancient art of Kung Fu
\nHis sidekick Jimmy is always there to help the Doc with his plan
\nBut Jimmy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not a little boy, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a little tiny man<\/span><\/p>\n

Dr. Eon, master of time & space
\nDr. Eon, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gonna save the human race<\/span><\/p>\n

Hitler and his evil clan began to destroy the world
\nThey drove around in their UFO\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s, and death from them unfurled
\nLittle Jimmy said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Gee, Doc E., what the hell we gonna do?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\nHe said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, Jimmy, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got a plan- we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll defeat them with this bottle of glue!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\n(MacGyver Style.)<\/span><\/p>\n

Dr. Eon, master of time & space
\nDr. Eon, he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s gonna save the human race<\/span><\/p>\n

Aliens came down from Mars and they were really hot
\nThey said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey, doctor, if ya help us out, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll give ya anything we got.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d
\nHe said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, ladies, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t need much, especially around the crotch
\nBut if you can do Jimmy, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d really like to watch!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/span><\/p>\n

Dr. Eon, practices celibacy
\nDr. Eon, but he can do it vicariously <\/span><\/p>\n

And the aliens were freaked out, they got their UFO\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s back by themselves, and they left Dr. Eon standing there, with Jimmy in his hand<\/span><\/p>\n

Trivia<\/span><\/p>\n

I wrote this song while living at 119 West Fowler street in West Lafayette, IN, while attending Purdue as an undergrad. The house we lived in at the time no longer exists; however, I did make a Doom video game map based on the house. The room I was staying in required me to walk through one of my other roommates’ rooms to get to the kitchen & bathroom. Aah, college living. Anyway; the song is sort of based on the campy superhero comics of the late 40’s and early 50’s. I believe Dr. Eon was actually an example character in some role-playing game system; perhaps Steve Jackson’s G.U.R.P.S. game system or something like that. I also heard my first episode of Art Bell during that era, and the people were discussing the hollow earth; some crackpots actually believed that the earth was hollow. AND that Hitler knew this. AND that the only way IN to the hollow earth was through some caves, located in Antartica. AND!!!, that Aliens were housing their spaceships there. <\/span><\/p>\n

It just kinda wrote itself after that. There were probably chemicals involved.
\n<\/span><\/p>\n

Anyway… enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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