INTERNET MILLIONS!!!

Now that I’ve got your attention, Yesterday Mommy had to leave early to go to IU for a presentation by her boss. Daddy got Mia up, fed, changed, and off to day care. Then he waited for the bus and went to work. At work, I mostly worked on the CCTV project with Debbie. she has a great new motorcycle helmet. It is yellow, and has a cool built-in G.I. Joe-style visor. For lunch I went with the work gang to Qdoba’s. But the music was horrible. To complete the “Qatmosphere”, Pat turned on the TV. there was an expose’ of Charlie Sheen. I remarked that he has the best hair, and if I could have Charlie SHeen’s hair, I would. Then I could no longer stand the Qatmosphere and left early. I went to GameStop to see how much Boom Blox Bash Party cost. It’s $40, a rip off. Then back to work, and then home. But for dinner I went to Zelma’s where they have $3 large two-topping pizza if you order 1 drink (alcoholic). So I got a beer. The bartender *almost* remembered my name, but he sure remembered what I drank (Sam Adam’s). His name is Buzz and he likes to complain about stuff. I often catch snippets of him muttering phrases to others such as, “If , i’m gonna get pissed.” I think it’s his way of generating large tips out of sympathy. I had a dream that I had committed a crime. There was no way I was going to get away; and the whole time I was thinking, “Why did I do this?!? I’m going to go to jail for 20 or 30 years!” The evil dream conveniently left out the decision-making part; I just had to deal with the consequences of earlier actions, NOT on my part. Perhaps I got the dream from an article I read where a guy is just getting out of jail after 20 years, who has now been proven innocent. I call it the “Shawshank Syndrome”. I feel really bad for those people.